Gnomebassador Collin

Gnomebassador Collin

SurReal Life Garden Gnome!

SurReal Life Garden Gnome!



Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha!

Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha!

Gnomie Alex...future Gnomebassador

Gnomie Alex…future Gnomebassador


Cultivation of extraordinary capacity can make us more capable of enriching our world

– Michael  Murphy

CameraTo Gnome ThysELF

Trust Creative Process

Faith in Ability to Create

Persevere into the Unknown yet Known

Time is Here Now

Welcome the New

Embrace Potential

Understand Unified Essence of Body, Mind, Spirit, Heart as One

To Gnome ThysELF


(v) to Gnome ThysELF: the Action of Becoming Gnome

“Lucija, Conquer your Fears, Gnome ThysELF”, professed Chief Gnome as he placed the Hand-Crafted Magical Gnome Hat on her head.

Lucia felt Celebrated as Chief Gnome sang the Ojibwe Turtle Song, blessing her Gnome Hat with Community Jubilee, Laughter and Cheerfulness.

After a few moments, Lucija felt her BEING elongating

Fears of the Past and Future had taken over her Here and Now

For the first time in Moons, those Fears Faded

A gNew sense of Oneness became her

Charmed, Lucija felt Charmed

With a STARlit twinkle Wink::

How do you feel with a Hand-Crafted Magical Gnome Hat on your Head?” inquired Chief Gnome.

Pondering, feeling, and becoming more Aware of her bodily sensations; thinking how to express in words…..Lucija drifted farther and further Into the Here and Now

CameraStanding with hands crossed behind his back and a jolly pork belly poked out, Calm and Content; Chief Gnome waited…..

Inhale…..Exhale……Deep Breaths…..

Inhale…..Exhale……Deep Breaths

~~~ Words Began to Flow ~~~

I feel Magical. I feel Connected. I feel Whimsical and FUNny. I feel EnLIGHTened!!!” Shouted Lucija

CameraYES! THAT is IT!

To Gnome ThysELF!










The Chief Wizard Gnome AKA: Chief Gnome

The Chief Wizard Gnome
AKA: Chief Gnome

March 5th, 2014

Gnope Productions

3131976 HWY

Big Sur, CA 93920

Dear Gnope,

Thank You for requesting my SurReality Show proposal for Gnome ThysELF: A Global Experiment

As per my initial e-query on March 12th, 2014, the show is a spoof on the ‘real’ and ‘seriousness’ in Life. Instead of a ‘Reality Show’, Gnome ThysELF is a SurReality Show. Spreading Jubilee, Cheerfulness and Laughter EVERYWHERE.

Enclosed for your review is a 13 page proposal, including information about the number of Gnomebassadors Worldwide.

Please note that I have only included one sample episode (as per your writer’s guidelines; more than 12 episodes are waiting to happen).

Thank You for Agreeing to Review my Proposal. I anticipate you will Joyfully consider Producing Gnome ThysELF: A Global Experiment.


Your Hand-Crafted Magical Gnome Hat is enclosed.


Lucija West

71895 HWY 1

Big Sur, CA 93920



Chief Gnome Say’s

Have A Gnomemantic Day!!!

Happy Valentine's Day! Love Chief Gnome

Happy Valentine’s Day! Love Chief Gnome

Chief Gnome wants to gKnow: “Have you hugged a Tree today?”

Dance For Rain! Dance, Dance Wherever You May Be! We Love You Big Sur!!!

Dance For Rain! Dance, Dance Wherever You May Be! We Love You Big Sur!!!

Chief Gnome Say’s:

“Attention: All Gnomies of the Big SurReal and Gnomies Around the Globe, the Big SurReal needs RAIN! Dance, Dance, Wherever You May Be! Sending Water, Love, Hugs, and More Water to the Big Sur!”

Gnomebassadors Lucas & Mike have been fighting the fire with Gusto since Monday, THANK YOU!

Chief Gnome has spoken….DANCE GNOMIES DANCE!

May It RAIN!!!!